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| How To Dump; (not that dump) | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 10 2010, 11:48 AM (2,604 Views) | |
| whatsthatonyourback | Sep 11 2010, 11:29 AM Post #16 |
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Waldo Jeffers
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Mmm, smart move. Manipulating their thoughts as a preemptive preemptive strike. I like it. You're good. |
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| The Eggman | Sep 12 2010, 12:41 PM Post #17 |
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Tommy McLean
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Any joy with the dumping? |
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| whatsthatonyourback | Sep 13 2010, 03:06 PM Post #18 |
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Waldo Jeffers
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You, Eggman, will be the first to know. |
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| findus | Sep 13 2010, 03:26 PM Post #19 |
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Jerry Kerr
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'Disbelieve!' 'Disbelieve!' 'Disbelieve!' :ph43r: |
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| whatsthatonyourback | Oct 26 2010, 02:26 PM Post #20 |
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Waldo Jeffers
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OK, here's a question that may or may not be related to this thread. And may push some beyond their discomfort tolerance. So. Ahem. Sex Toys. What is the protocol for sex toys that you may be in possession of that were clearly used with a prior partner? Can they be "recycled" with a new partner, or should they be discarded? Is any amount of washing going to be enough? |
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| findus | Oct 26 2010, 02:38 PM Post #21 |
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Jerry Kerr
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Good question! Suppose it depends on whether you've fully managed to get rid of all the wool. Ahem. Erm, I suppose some people might get a kick out of knowing it was from your previous partner. Yeah, ok, I don't have a clue, what's the protocol, peeps? Charity shop hand in?
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| Skeletor | Oct 26 2010, 04:40 PM Post #22 |
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Most likely to be Ann Widdecombe
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I find that washing my sex toy once a day with the rest of my body is generally enough |
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| YazooArab | Oct 26 2010, 10:19 PM Post #23 |
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Would you throw your own boaby away just because it had been soiled by a previous partner? I think not and I would suggest there are far more risk factors attached to a used penis than a cleaned and disinfected used vibrator/dildo. In both cases, if in doubt, simply sheath with a condom. Sorted I dumped my girlfriend in 1981. It was horrible. I was horrible. A few months later I begged her to take me back.nearly 30 years later we are still married. Sometimes relationships do work out.
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| whatsthatonyourback | Oct 26 2010, 11:52 PM Post #24 |
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Waldo Jeffers
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I'd need to hear your girlfriend's opinion before buying it. |
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| Skeletor | Oct 27 2010, 03:11 AM Post #25 |
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Most likely to be Ann Widdecombe
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Haven't you already admitted to buying it? |
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| The Eggman | Oct 27 2010, 09:13 AM Post #26 |
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Tommy McLean
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The chances are that if your new partner thinks you've used it with a previous partner, the new partner will say "you're not using that with me, and for even suggesting it, here's a slap in the pus". Either pretend it's new, or don't use it. |
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| Setenza | Oct 27 2010, 09:59 AM Post #27 |
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Knitting with only one needle
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Does that apply to parts of the body too....? |
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| whatsthatonyourback | Oct 27 2010, 10:05 AM Post #28 |
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Waldo Jeffers
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Ah, but what about leaving them lying around, and letting them find them and think it's their own idea to use them? No way am I going to get my dungeon refitted unless I'm totally sure. |
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| findus | Oct 27 2010, 10:34 AM Post #29 |
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Jerry Kerr
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Whoaaaaaa there, pardn'r, no need to be so hasty! ![]() Just tell her they're generations old family heirlooms and I'm sure she'll understand and get into the spirit of things. Yours, Deardrie. |
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| The Eggman | Oct 27 2010, 11:10 AM Post #30 |
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Tommy McLean
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:lol: Ask the Japanese. |
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