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United vs Dundee; Sun 20th March - 12:30pm
Topic Started: Mar 18 2016, 02:54 PM (2,100 Views)
Conan the Destroyer
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vvhatsthatonyourback
Mar 21 2016, 09:19 AM
Naebody
Mar 21 2016, 08:49 AM
I see everyone's miserable after watching us get a late equaliser in a local derby against a team that's 16 points ahead in the league. Bloody hell. This season really has sucked the fun out of everything.
As someone who neither was at nor watched the game, and indeed had forgotten we were playing until I was informed of the score by a female on Sunday evening, the result is really the only important thing. Might be different for those who saw how the game went, but I didn't. Just the score. The two points dropped at home. The gap to second bottom seems a yawning 7 points. Will we even achieve 7 points in the next 8 games if we assume Killie lose every remaining game?
A female told you the score? Jesus - they'll be playing the drums and driving HGVs next.

We were 13 behind with 13 to go and it's down to seven with eight to go. We're on schedule to arrive in 11th place with nary a second to spare.
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vvhatsthatonyourback
Mar 21 2016, 09:19 AM
As someone who neither was at nor watched the game, and indeed had forgotten we were playing until I was informed of the score by a female on Sunday evening, the result is really the only important thing.
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It was a brutal game to watch. I wondered if before kick-off a bored millionaire had offered both dressing rooms a £20k prize to whomever could kick or head the ball highest, straight upwards.
But it's another point closer and, as Conan says, the gap is narrowing.
The trend is definitely towards a convergence of the bottom two.
Hopefully the break allows at least Demel to come back in, letting Rankin back out wide.
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Naebody
Mar 21 2016, 02:20 PM

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A female told you the score? Jesus - they'll be playing the drums and driving HGVs next.
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Meg hits the drums, no question. "Playing" is a little strong.
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Mar 21 2016, 02:36 PM
Naebody
Mar 21 2016, 02:20 PM

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A female told you the score? Jesus - they'll be playing the drums and driving HGVs next.
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Meg hits the drums, no question. "Playing" is a little strong.
Although....
Drummin' wummin
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Conan the Destroyer
Mar 21 2016, 02:36 PM
Meg hits the drums, no question. "Playing" is a little strong.
Yeah, but I think she has a Cat C Licence.
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Look lads we are getting closer to Killie and the closer we get the more they are crapping it..lets motor..
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Here's some more fun :

Last eight league matches : United, W3 D2 L3 = 11 pts.
Last seven league matches : Killie, W1 D1 L5 = 4 pts.

Carry on the way we are and we're looking at both teams ending on 32pts. Depends on who can improve their current form.
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we haven't an earthly
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Conan the Destroyer
Mar 21 2016, 02:36 PM
Naebody
Mar 21 2016, 02:20 PM

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A female told you the score? Jesus - they'll be playing the drums and driving HGVs next.
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Meg hits the drums, no question. "Playing" is a little strong.
Palmolive and Teresa Taylor would settle this debate.
And by settle, I mean batter everyone...
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TheDean
Mar 21 2016, 05:09 PM
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Maybe not but its generating excitement isn't it?

We are officially pish btw
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zico
Mar 21 2016, 07:00 PM
TheDean
Mar 21 2016, 05:09 PM
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Maybe not but its generating excitement isn't it?

We are officially pish btw
We are pish, but fortunately the teams just above us aren't much different. We have the extra disadvantage of starting well behind (as it stands now that is).

Our chances of saving ourselves from the drop are still slim, they've just improved from 5% to about 15% over the last month. I'd expect Killie to have a good chance of picking up another 3 wins or so from their last 7, so we'd need 6 wins from our last 8. It's still not very likely.

And yet...
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TheDean
Mar 21 2016, 05:09 PM
we haven't an earthly
These feelings of hopelessness ... Do you also suffer from one or more of the following:

1. Poor appetite or overeating

2. Insomnia or hypersomnia

3. Low energy or fatigue

4. Low self-esteem

5. Poor concentration or difficulty making decisions

If so, I strongly advise you to see a doctor. But if not, please knock it on the fucking head. There's a reason why funerals only last one afternoon.
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vvhatsthatonyourback
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I take it we're all still trying to think of a female HGV driver?
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Mar 21 2016, 10:40 PM
TheDean
Mar 21 2016, 05:09 PM
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These feelings of hopelessness ... Do you also suffer from one or more of the following:

1. Poor appetite or overeating

2. Insomnia or hypersomnia

3. Low energy or fatigue

4. Low self-esteem

5. Poor concentration or difficulty making decisions

If so, I strongly advise you to see a doctor. But if not, please knock it on the f*cking head. There's a reason why funerals only last one afternoon.
Alternatively, try lancing your mental boils on an internet forum.
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