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Celebritys; Too many
Tweet Topic Started: May 22 2012, 06:01 PM (1,153 Views)
gordonthearab	May 22 2012, 06:01 PM Post #1
Craig Brewster Posts: 511 Group: Members Member #13 Joined: September 11, 2010	Fed up with the number of celebritys on tv. Wish someone would shoot them all. I'm half expecting to see Celebrity news reading. Probably get Katie Price reading the news.



Anybody	May 22 2012, 06:16 PM Post #2
Paul Sturrock Posts: 135 Group: Members Member #24 Joined: September 18, 2010	I'd be half expecting her to read the news, I wouldn't say I would be half expecting to see it though. I can say for certain that I wont see it. I abhor any sort of programme here they depend on a celebrities status to enhance the show. (except for Celebrity Apprentice).



Setenza	May 22 2012, 06:42 PM Post #3
Knitting with only one needle Posts: 6,057 Group: Admin Member #7 Joined: September 10, 2010	gordonthearab May 22 2012, 06:01 PM I'm half expecting to see Celebrity news reading. Well, Trevor McDonald was a celebrity while reading the news. And Fiona Bruce is kind of now. Maybe.



the.mule	May 22 2012, 06:52 PM Post #4
Ian McCall Posts: 611 Group: Members Member #35 Joined: November 23, 2010	Top 3 celebrities: 3) Russell Kane 2) Louie Spence 1) Ian Murray of Hibernian FC



TheDean	May 22 2012, 07:13 PM Post #5
ALLEGEDLY CALICO Posts: 2,117 Group: Members Member #53 Joined: September 18, 2011	gordonthearab May 22 2012, 06:01 PM Fed up with the number of celebritys on tv. Wish someone would shoot them all. I'm half expecting to see Celebrity news reading. Probably get Katie Price reading the news. I think there are enough t1ts reading the news. With all these Celebs around though the price of getting them on the telly must be in freefall.



whatsthatonyourback	May 22 2012, 08:31 PM Post #6
Waldo Jeffers Posts: 4,443 Group: Members Member #3 Joined: September 10, 2010	What does a newsreader actually have to do other than read out the news clearly? Not enough celebs reading the news if you ask me. I would like David Bowie, Janet Street Porter and Gina McKee to be given their turn, but I would accept Lord Sir Alan, Ricky from the Kaiser Chiefs and the farmer guy in Lambing Live. Acht, maybe one of them from The Saturdays to appease the masses, too. I'm not a monster.



Conan the Destroyer	May 23 2012, 08:48 AM Post #7
I prefer it when we're pish Posts: 3,265 Group: Members Member #6 Joined: September 10, 2010	I would like the news delivered through the medium of verse. I'm going to punt this idea to Sky. Edited by Conan the Destroyer, May 23 2012, 08:50 AM.



Conan the Destroyer	May 23 2012, 08:49 AM Post #8
I prefer it when we're pish Posts: 3,265 Group: Members Member #6 Joined: September 10, 2010	In fact, I was staying in the Holiday Inn in Aberdeen at the weekend and in the breakfast room they had Sky News on. Why would anybody watch Sky News when BBC News is available? Huh?



findus	May 23 2012, 11:40 AM Post #9
Jerry Kerr Posts: 4,444 Group: Members Member #2 Joined: September 10, 2010	So, news read in verse by Janet Street Porter from the Trevor MacDonald International Space Station. And then gordo shoots her. I'd watch that.



Naebody	May 23 2012, 12:16 PM Post #10
Twat Posts: 5,210 Group: Members Member #20 Joined: September 13, 2010	Perhaps we might combine these two threads and have God reading the news. Or when God's not available, the Pope could stand in. The Nazi one, of course, not the mumbling one. Though isn't he dead? God, I mean. Nice weather today. About time. And they say it's still a drought! Cheeky beggars. I'll tell them where to shove their hosepipe ban. Makes a nonsense of all this global warming. Can you believe that Facebook's worth that much? I never use it. People should talk to each other to their faces, not over the internet where hackers can steal your bank account. It And what about that Europe? They should never havelet those lazy Greeks in. I always said the single currency was nonsense. We've already had to beat the Germans twice! But now they want us to hand them them our pounds, shillings and pence for some coin with a picture of Hitler on it, or a bunch of onions! Ridiculous! Jubilee, soon. I met the Queen once. She visited the factory and asked me what I did. God bless her. He seemed interested. I'm a big monarchist. Wills should be the next king. Policemen are getting younger these days. Pop music's just noise. Kill me. Kill me now.



whatsthatonyourback	May 23 2012, 02:43 PM Post #11
Waldo Jeffers Posts: 4,443 Group: Members Member #3 Joined: September 10, 2010	Naebody May 23 2012, 12:16 PM Perhaps we might combine these two threads and have God reading the news. Or when God's not available, the Pope could stand in. The Nazi one, of course, not the mumbling one. Though isn't he dead? God, I mean. Nice weather today. About time. And they say it's still a drought! Cheeky beggars. I'll tell them where to shove their hosepipe ban. Makes a nonsense of all this global warming. Can you believe that Facebook's worth that much? I never use it. People should talk to each other to their faces, not over the internet where hackers can steal your bank account. It And what about that Europe? They should never havelet those lazy Greeks in. I always said the single currency was nonsense. We've already had to beat the Germans twice! But now they want us to hand them them our pounds, shillings and pence for some coin with a picture of Hitler on it, or a bunch of onions! Ridiculous! Jubilee, soon. I met the Queen once. She visited the factory and asked me what I did. God bless her. He seemed interested. I'm a big monarchist. Wills should be the next king. Policemen are getting younger these days. Pop music's just noise. Kill me. Kill me now. I'm afraid the shrinking text has been done to death now Naebs. It was good when I did it, but you've killed it now. Well done.



radger	May 23 2012, 03:19 PM Post #12
Craig Brewster Posts: 461 Group: Members Member #49 Joined: June 26, 2011	Should definitely post less! Not you whatsthat, I kinda like your posts, as long as they're not more than a couple of lines long Edited by radger, May 23 2012, 03:19 PM.



Naebody	May 23 2012, 03:40 PM Post #13
Twat Posts: 5,210 Group: Members Member #20 Joined: September 13, 2010	whatsthatonyourback May 23 2012, 02:43 PM I'm afraid the shrinking text has been done to death now Naebs. It was good when I did it, but you've killed it now. Well done. Is the answer cuntbiscuits?



the.mule	May 23 2012, 04:52 PM Post #14
Ian McCall Posts: 611 Group: Members Member #35 Joined: November 23, 2010	whatsthatonyourback May 23 2012, 02:43 PM Naebody May 23 2012, 12:16 PM Perhaps we might combine these two threads and have God reading the news. Or when God's not available, the Pope could stand in. The Nazi one, of course, not the mumbling one. Though isn't he dead? God, I mean. Nice weather today. About time. And they say it's still a drought! Cheeky beggars. I'll tell them where to shove their hosepipe ban. Makes a nonsense of all this global warming. Can you believe that Facebook's worth that much? I never use it. People should talk to each other to their faces, not over the internet where hackers can steal your bank account. It And what about that Europe? They should never havelet those lazy Greeks in. I always said the single currency was nonsense. We've already had to beat the Germans twice! But now they want us to hand them them our pounds, shillings and pence for some coin with a picture of Hitler on it, or a bunch of onions! Ridiculous! Jubilee, soon. I met the Queen once. She visited the factory and asked me what I did. God bless her. He seemed interested. I'm a big monarchist. Wills should be the next king. Policemen are getting younger these days. Pop music's just noise. Kill me. Kill me now. I'm afraid the shrinking text has been done to death now Naebs. It was good when I did it, but you've killed it now. Well done. Yeah, i noticed he keeps on doing the shrinking text (constantly) and then standing back and admiring it for hours. Probably about time he started expirimenting with different fonts and font colours or something. f*ck.



Naebody	May 23 2012, 05:25 PM Post #15
Twat Posts: 5,210 Group: Members Member #20 Joined: September 13, 2010	I don't think of it as shrinking text, more as a slow fade to black. Also, It's my meme (cock off Shazza, I claim precedence) so I can overuse it as much as I like. Tim Burton's been making the same film each year since 1992 and you don't hear anyone complaining. Well, you might hear some people complaining. Justifiably, to be honest. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was dreadful, and I haven't seen anything after that. Winona Ryder, though. Winona Ryder. Winona Ryder Winona Ryder Winona Ryder.


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