Danny Swanson

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Danny Swanson
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Skeletor	Sep 29 2011, 06:02 PM Post #46
Most likely to be Ann Widdecombe Posts: 2,157 Group: Members Member #10 Joined: September 10, 2010	whatsthatonyourback Sep 29 2011, 05:45 PM Skeletor Sep 29 2011, 05:19 PM The Eggman Sep 29 2011, 01:10 PM whatsthatonyourback Sep 29 2011, 12:52 PM I met a foreign girl one summer, had a great time together, hung around the beach etc., promised we'd be together always, then never called her. Imagine my surprise when it turned out she started at my High School that year, and was a right tight-ass! Didn't you find that out during the summer? You kids and your search for new holes... Can I ask what the intended meaning was? She was frugal with money? Jeesus. Tightass: n Slang (chiefly U.S.) an inhibited or excessively self-controlled person OK, so maybe my hyphen was not required. Link provided to avoid the horrors of the results Google returns. Without the hyphen, but as two separate words, well that's a whole different thing which Eggs seemed to go straight towards. Which was perhaps the beginning of his mistakes. So you met a foreign girl, had The Time Of Your Life and owed it all to her, then didn't phone her (why would you give up such a tight ass?) Then when you went to Secondary she was there, and was shy - what the f*ck?



yasser	Sep 29 2011, 06:12 PM Post #47
Ivan Golac Posts: 1,250 Group: Members Member #31 Joined: November 15, 2010	No probs there. Dundee schools had lots of tight-assed girls who might very well been foreign as they were difficult to understand.



reekie	Sep 29 2011, 06:18 PM Post #48
lum raker Posts: 3,201 Group: Members Member #22 Joined: September 16, 2010	I might have misheard but I could swear that Turdo McLeod just suggested the national manager was calling up United players in order to boost their transfer values. Anyone else hear it? (And yes, I realise if it is the case, that we've spectacularly failed to take advantage of it)



TheDean	Sep 29 2011, 06:50 PM Post #49
ALLEGEDLY CALICO Posts: 2,117 Group: Members Member #53 Joined: September 18, 2011	Well done Swanno - will he make Robson look sh1te by comparison I wonder....



Art Vandelay	Sep 29 2011, 07:33 PM Post #50
the king of carrot flowers Posts: 553 Group: Members Member #14 Joined: September 11, 2010	reekie Sep 29 2011, 06:18 PM I might have misheard but I could swear that Turdo McLeod just suggested the national manager was calling up United players in order to boost their transfer values. Anyone else hear it? (And yes, I realise if it is the case, that we've spectacularly failed to take advantage of it) I am surprised that that f*ckwit spent long enough thinking about something other than Celtic to conjure up such a theory. On an unrelated point, Stepover Paterson is currently playing at White Hart Lane. For Shamrock Rovers, obviously.



Clarkie	Sep 29 2011, 08:29 PM Post #51
Mac an t-stronaich Posts: 717 Group: Members Member #12 Joined: September 10, 2010	Conan the Destroyer Depends if he got battered outside a Japanese restaurant for calling a disabled guy a "mong" when he asked for a photo. "Tempurared" surely if it was a Japanese restauarant. Congrats to Danny it will be good for him to spend some time in the alps and the costas with Goodwillie I'm sure he will return in great form and possibly less tight-assed. Edited by Clarkie, Sep 29 2011, 08:33 PM.



whatsthatonyourback	Sep 30 2011, 12:32 PM Post #52
Waldo Jeffers Posts: 4,443 Group: Members Member #3 Joined: September 10, 2010	Skeletor Sep 29 2011, 06:02 PM whatsthatonyourback Sep 29 2011, 05:45 PM Skeletor Sep 29 2011, 05:19 PM The Eggman Sep 29 2011, 01:10 PM whatsthatonyourback Sep 29 2011, 12:52 PM I met a foreign girl one summer, had a great time together, hung around the beach etc., promised we'd be together always, then never called her. Imagine my surprise when it turned out she started at my High School that year, and was a right tight-ass! Didn't you find that out during the summer? You kids and your search for new holes... Can I ask what the intended meaning was? She was frugal with money? Jeesus. Tightass: n Slang (chiefly U.S.) an inhibited or excessively self-controlled person OK, so maybe my hyphen was not required. Link provided to avoid the horrors of the results Google returns. Without the hyphen, but as two separate words, well that's a whole different thing which Eggs seemed to go straight towards. Which was perhaps the beginning of his mistakes. So you met a foreign girl, had The Time Of Your Life and owed it all to her, then didn't phone her (why would you give up such a tight ass?) Then when you went to Secondary she was there, and was shy - what the f*ck? Acht, I was influenced by a bad crowd of mates at the time, and she wasn't exactly Miss Popular with the girls either. Still, after a bit of song and dance we eventually got it back together once compromises were made on both sides, although I can't help thinking I was diminished in the process. I guess that's compromise for ya. I'm not telling you what happened after we left high school, though.



yasser	Sep 30 2011, 12:48 PM Post #53
Ivan Golac Posts: 1,250 Group: Members Member #31 Joined: November 15, 2010	whatsthatonyourback Sep 30 2011, 12:32 PM Skeletor Sep 29 2011, 06:02 PM whatsthatonyourback Sep 29 2011, 05:45 PM Skeletor Sep 29 2011, 05:19 PM The Eggman Sep 29 2011, 01:10 PM whatsthatonyourback Sep 29 2011, 12:52 PM I met a foreign girl one summer, had a great time together, hung around the beach etc., promised we'd be together always, then never called her. Imagine my surprise when it turned out she started at my High School that year, and was a right tight-ass! Didn't you find that out during the summer? You kids and your search for new holes... Can I ask what the intended meaning was? She was frugal with money? Jeesus. Tightass: n Slang (chiefly U.S.) an inhibited or excessively self-controlled person OK, so maybe my hyphen was not required. Link provided to avoid the horrors of the results Google returns. Without the hyphen, but as two separate words, well that's a whole different thing which Eggs seemed to go straight towards. Which was perhaps the beginning of his mistakes. So you met a foreign girl, had The Time Of Your Life and owed it all to her, then didn't phone her (why would you give up such a tight ass?) Then when you went to Secondary she was there, and was shy - what the f*ck? Acht, I was influenced by a bad crowd of mates at the time, and she wasn't exactly Miss Popular with the girls either. Still, after a bit of song and dance we eventually got it back together once compromises were made on both sides, although I can't help thinking I was diminished in the process. I guess that's compromise for ya. I'm not telling you what happened after we left high school, though. Err...did it have anything to do with spray on leathers and flying cars?



Conan the Destroyer	Sep 30 2011, 12:55 PM Post #54
I prefer it when we're pish Posts: 3,265 Group: Members Member #6 Joined: September 10, 2010	yasser Sep 30 2011, 12:48 PM whatsthatonyourback Sep 30 2011, 12:32 PM Skeletor Sep 29 2011, 06:02 PM whatsthatonyourback Sep 29 2011, 05:45 PM Skeletor Sep 29 2011, 05:19 PM The Eggman Sep 29 2011, 01:10 PM whatsthatonyourback Sep 29 2011, 12:52 PM I met a foreign girl one summer, had a great time together, hung around the beach etc., promised we'd be together always, then never called her. Imagine my surprise when it turned out she started at my High School that year, and was a right tight-ass! Didn't you find that out during the summer? You kids and your search for new holes... Can I ask what the intended meaning was? She was frugal with money? Jeesus. Tightass: n Slang (chiefly U.S.) an inhibited or excessively self-controlled person OK, so maybe my hyphen was not required. Link provided to avoid the horrors of the results Google returns. Without the hyphen, but as two separate words, well that's a whole different thing which Eggs seemed to go straight towards. Which was perhaps the beginning of his mistakes. So you met a foreign girl, had The Time Of Your Life and owed it all to her, then didn't phone her (why would you give up such a tight ass?) Then when you went to Secondary she was there, and was shy - what the fck? Acht, I was influenced by a bad crowd of mates at the time, and she wasn't exactly Miss Popular with the girls either. Still, after a bit of song and dance we eventually got it back together once compromises were made on both sides, although I can't help thinking I was diminished in the process. I guess that's compromise for ya. I'm not telling you what happened after we left high school, though. Err...did it have anything to do with spray on leathers and flying cars? Shut the fck up Yasser, this is funny...



whatsthatonyourback	Sep 30 2011, 01:03 PM Post #55
Waldo Jeffers Posts: 4,443 Group: Members Member #3 Joined: September 10, 2010	yasser Sep 30 2011, 12:48 PM whatsthatonyourback Sep 30 2011, 12:32 PM Skeletor Sep 29 2011, 06:02 PM whatsthatonyourback Sep 29 2011, 05:45 PM Skeletor Sep 29 2011, 05:19 PM The Eggman Sep 29 2011, 01:10 PM whatsthatonyourback Sep 29 2011, 12:52 PM I met a foreign girl one summer, had a great time together, hung around the beach etc., promised we'd be together always, then never called her. Imagine my surprise when it turned out she started at my High School that year, and was a right tight-ass! Didn't you find that out during the summer? You kids and your search for new holes... Can I ask what the intended meaning was? She was frugal with money? Jeesus. Tightass: n Slang (chiefly U.S.) an inhibited or excessively self-controlled person OK, so maybe my hyphen was not required. Link provided to avoid the horrors of the results Google returns. Without the hyphen, but as two separate words, well that's a whole different thing which Eggs seemed to go straight towards. Which was perhaps the beginning of his mistakes. So you met a foreign girl, had The Time Of Your Life and owed it all to her, then didn't phone her (why would you give up such a tight ass?) Then when you went to Secondary she was there, and was shy - what the f*ck? Acht, I was influenced by a bad crowd of mates at the time, and she wasn't exactly Miss Popular with the girls either. Still, after a bit of song and dance we eventually got it back together once compromises were made on both sides, although I can't help thinking I was diminished in the process. I guess that's compromise for ya. I'm not telling you what happened after we left high school, though. Err...did it have anything to do with spray on leathers and flying cars? Maybe in your day, but Top Man pleated baggy trousers and a clapped out fixed up Ford Escort? Aye.



yasser	Sep 30 2011, 01:06 PM Post #56
Ivan Golac Posts: 1,250 Group: Members Member #31 Joined: November 15, 2010	whatsthatonyourback Sep 30 2011, 01:03 PM yasser Sep 30 2011, 12:48 PM whatsthatonyourback Sep 30 2011, 12:32 PM Skeletor Sep 29 2011, 06:02 PM whatsthatonyourback Sep 29 2011, 05:45 PM Skeletor Sep 29 2011, 05:19 PM The Eggman Sep 29 2011, 01:10 PM whatsthatonyourback Sep 29 2011, 12:52 PM I met a foreign girl one summer, had a great time together, hung around the beach etc., promised we'd be together always, then never called her. Imagine my surprise when it turned out she started at my High School that year, and was a right tight-ass! Didn't you find that out during the summer? You kids and your search for new holes... Can I ask what the intended meaning was? She was frugal with money? Jeesus. Tightass: n Slang (chiefly U.S.) an inhibited or excessively self-controlled person OK, so maybe my hyphen was not required. Link provided to avoid the horrors of the results Google returns. Without the hyphen, but as two separate words, well that's a whole different thing which Eggs seemed to go straight towards. Which was perhaps the beginning of his mistakes. So you met a foreign girl, had The Time Of Your Life and owed it all to her, then didn't phone her (why would you give up such a tight ass?) Then when you went to Secondary she was there, and was shy - what the f*ck? Acht, I was influenced by a bad crowd of mates at the time, and she wasn't exactly Miss Popular with the girls either. Still, after a bit of song and dance we eventually got it back together once compromises were made on both sides, although I can't help thinking I was diminished in the process. I guess that's compromise for ya. I'm not telling you what happened after we left high school, though. Err...did it have anything to do with spray on leathers and flying cars? Maybe in your day, but Top Man pleated baggy trousers and a clapped out fixed up Ford Escort? Aye. To near to the bone. I really did have a clapped out Ford Escort.



Alpha	Sep 30 2011, 01:37 PM Post #57
Craig Brewster Posts: 398 Group: Members Member #29 Joined: October 3, 2010	reekie Sep 29 2011, 06:18 PM I might have misheard but I could swear that Turdo McLeod just suggested the national manager was calling up United players in order to boost their transfer values. Anyone else hear it? (And yes, I realise if it is the case, that we've spectacularly failed to take advantage of it) Macleod knows f all about football period, see work permit fiasco from a few years back if proof is needed



yasser	Sep 30 2011, 05:12 PM Post #58
Ivan Golac Posts: 1,250 Group: Members Member #31 Joined: November 15, 2010	whatsthatonyourback Sep 30 2011, 12:32 PM Skeletor Sep 29 2011, 06:02 PM whatsthatonyourback Sep 29 2011, 05:45 PM Skeletor Sep 29 2011, 05:19 PM The Eggman Sep 29 2011, 01:10 PM whatsthatonyourback Sep 29 2011, 12:52 PM I met a foreign girl one summer, had a great time together, hung around the beach etc., promised we'd be together always, then never called her. Imagine my surprise when it turned out she started at my High School that year, and was a right tight-ass! Didn't you find that out during the summer? You kids and your search for new holes... Can I ask what the intended meaning was? She was frugal with money? Jeesus. Tightass: n Slang (chiefly U.S.) an inhibited or excessively self-controlled person OK, so maybe my hyphen was not required. Link provided to avoid the horrors of the results Google returns. Without the hyphen, but as two separate words, well that's a whole different thing which Eggs seemed to go straight towards. Which was perhaps the beginning of his mistakes. So you met a foreign girl, had The Time Of Your Life and owed it all to her, then didn't phone her (why would you give up such a tight ass?) Then when you went to Secondary she was there, and was shy - what the f*ck? Acht, I was influenced by a bad crowd of mates at the time, and she wasn't exactly Miss Popular with the girls either. Still, after a bit of song and dance we eventually got it back together once compromises were made on both sides, although I can't help thinking I was diminished in the process. I guess that's compromise for ya. I'm not telling you what happened after we left high school, though. Tell me tell me more did you get very far?



Naebody	Sep 30 2011, 05:54 PM Post #59
Twat Posts: 5,210 Group: Members Member #20 Joined: September 13, 2010	This site really has gone to shit recently. I blame myself a bit. But mostly, I blame you c*nts.



Homer	Sep 30 2011, 06:02 PM Post #60
Ian McCall Posts: 640 Group: Members Member #9 Joined: September 10, 2010	Naebody Sep 30 2011, 05:54 PM This site really has gone to shit recently. I blame myself a bit. But mostly, I blame you c*nts. Let's set up our own new breakaway forum.

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