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Youth System Comedy Night Tickets on sale online
Topic Started: Sep 11 2011, 07:21 PM (654 Views)
ArabTRUST
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Paul Sturrock
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Evening, folks.

Tickets for our Youth System Comedy Night are on sale now.

Go to www.arabtrust.co.uk/comedynight for details and to watch a short film about United's Youth Academy and to get your tickets.

It's £10 per skull, £5 will be refunded to paid-up ArabTRUST members on the night.

Thanks in advance. Don't forget ArabTRUST's EGM on the 22nd September which includes a Q&A with Thompson and Houston. Details via www.arabtrust.co.uk/egm
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Skeletor
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Is it a large projected film documenting the comedy of errors displayed in the management of United's youth, including footage spanning the youthful promise of various United kids up to their recent newspaper headlines, black eyes, court appearances and release under freedom of contract?
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Setenza
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I was really hoping it was our youth team telling jokes, that would have been fun.

Unfortunatley, I can't make the date.
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Setenza
Sep 12 2011, 09:17 AM
I was really hoping it was our youth team telling jokes, that would have been fun.

Unfortunatley, I can't make the date.
That would be good, I'd pay to see that...

Johnny Russell: *ahem*"Eh, what is E.T. short for?



"...because he has tiny legs"........


*silence bar a giggling Sean Dillon*
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What's pink and can't sing?












Pink.
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reekie
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What do you call a lion with no legs?














Anything you like. He can't run after you.*


* - as told to me by my seven-year old.
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Paul Sturrock
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Aww f*ck, not Vladimir McTavish.

Is Bruce Morton still funny? Not seen him for years, but he could be incredibly good.
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What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish.

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Ivan
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F*cking plebs.
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findus
Sep 15 2011, 05:20 PM
What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish.

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Yoinks. I'll be having that.
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Josef Fritzl. Putting the 'semen' back into 'basement'.

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findus
Sep 25 2011, 01:58 PM
Josef Fritzl. Putting the 'semen' back into 'basement'.

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Jesus Christ Findud - has somebody hacked into YOUR account? :smack:
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Sep 26 2011, 12:19 AM
findus
Sep 25 2011, 01:58 PM
Josef Fritzl. Putting the 'semen' back into 'basement'.

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Jesus Christ Findud - has somebody hacked into YOUR account? :smack:
In my defence, I did employ a suitable smiley, m'lud.
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